What to get the person who has everything and is weird?

Here are a couple of fabulous Christmas gift ideas.Tired of having to buy those $.49 rolls of toilet paper? Now for only $800 you can get a new state-of-the-art computerized toilet seat. With the push of a button on your handy remote, your caboose will get washed and dried while you remain seated in luxury on your heated toilet seat.I’m not kidding.It’s perfect for really lazy people or Captain

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