My worst birthday EVER

This is an absolute true story.I was just about to turn 55 (which is traumatic enough). It was 11:15 at night. I was watching this documentary series on HBO about the Porn industry. Hey, it just happened to be on.They were asking various porn stars a series of questions. One of the questions was “What WON’T you do?”One by one they listed all manner of depraved acts. No double-penetration.

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